Fins to Feet

The forces of nature have decided that it is once again time for me to be in pain for five days. I will appreciate this time of cleansing and celebrate being a woman with Netflix and chocolate.

It’s not the best method… But it works!! 😬

fitness-motivators:

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Fuck…. I’m gonna go squat now :(

fitness-motivators:

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Fuck…. I’m gonna go squat now :(

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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That’s what I said when I made rice crispies….

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@fitnlovinit: Progress! 🙌🙌 BOOOM!!! #unrivaledphysiques #backpose #figurecompetitor #lean #contestprep #3.5weeksout #glutes #vtaper #traps #lats

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@fitnlovinit: Progress! 🙌🙌 BOOOM!!! #unrivaledphysiques #backpose #figurecompetitor #lean #contestprep #3.5weeksout #glutes #vtaper #traps #lats

I love that other people have a hard time taking pictures too. You end up posing like you’re trying to fit into a car in a wedding dress

I love that other people have a hard time taking pictures too. You end up posing like you’re trying to fit into a car in a wedding dress

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2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

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Crockpot chicken soup and rice!!! Mmmm